My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
Gabriel Perez by Jimmy Backius.
Just got off the phone with my grandma for probably the last time. And now I’m supposed to go rafting with my coworkers and pretend like nothing is wrong. Fml.She kept saying things like “have a good life.” And “promise me you’ll be happy.” Trying so hard to keep it together.
The real world.
This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.
And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.
That’s not even the only reason why it was the best show ever
The world needs to be a little more Raven
Don’t leave out the part where the model says “I don’t even look like that”
Something tells me that this boulder has a lot of heavy thoughts weighing on its mind.
Now that Halloween’s getting closer, have a friendly reminder that this happened.